Honey, I didn't cheat on you — your mom only sucks your dick, see?

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

Friend girl finds out and I'm fucked because it's her boyfriend, or her father

My wife is naive — she let me fuck her friend, and I already 😏

It's not often that Latin women come to visit — so he fucked both of them